All 19 movie Reviews


Clown=Funny Show ep.65 Clown=Funny Show ep.65

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Freakin Funky!

Really stylish, polished, disturbing work!



Boy VS Sprite 2 Boy VS Sprite 2

Rated 4 / 5 stars

You see...

SNES sprite animations CAN look good. Nice job. Live long, Secret of Mana.



The Menstrual Avenger The Menstrual Avenger

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

Well....

I would say that this lacks taste and humor, but I guess I have no room to criticize considering I animated a menstrual-powered super villain myself.(http://www.thefornicat ors.com)
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Interesting idea, but I think that last trick went a little bit over the edge.

Better luck next time..

James



DailyDelicious Theme Song DailyDelicious Theme Song

Rated 0 / 5 stars

Ugh!

It MIGHT have been worth it if I could understand more than 5 words in that song. Don't use so much MP3 compression. Go for 24.



Rocket Man Rocket Man

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Hell yeah!

I LOVE the RED ELVISES! This has GOT to be their first flash movie I've heard their music in. Nice job! Nice taste in music. Wacky!



Miss.Dynamite XIII Miss.Dynamite XIII

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Dude, that was downright disturbing.,...

Seek therapy. It's magical.



No Remorse No Remorse

Rated 4 / 5 stars

There are 2 halves to my critique...

Part 1

Great Job. Good artwork, Nice style, nice animation. You are a cut above the rest. I commend your tremendous effort and attention to detail, despite your age. I await your future pieces with baited breath.

Part 2

Where the fuck do you get off turning a highschool massacre into poetic animation? You're seriously wrong when you think submitting shit like this should be taken with a grain of salt. You have angst? Fine. Angst all you want. But shit like this does nothing but glorify what makes living in this country a living hell. How old are you? 14? 16? Until you see this shit up close and personal will you realize that violence like this belongs under wraps and out of the public mindset. THINK before you submit crap like this. We all have more responsibilty than we think when it comes to keeping the peace.



Who Shot Phil Mitchell?? Who Shot Phil Mitchell??

Rated 0 / 5 stars

How about doing something more worthwhile....

....like reading a book. A book about hygiene. A book about getting a life. A book about jerking off. That last one would be a quick read wouldn't it? After all, that's probably what you were doing when you made this piece of shit. Grab a shovel and dig up some talent. In the mean time NEVER submit crap like this again.

Idiot.

-James



poop madness better? poop madness better?

Rated 0 / 5 stars

And here it is again.....

You know dude, flash animation can't get much worse than this. It was hopeless to even try to salvage this crap. You can't polish a turd.



Poop maddness Poop maddness

Rated 0 / 5 stars

Tell you what.....

Do us a favor and never submit ANYTHING every again. And since you like it so much, why don't you stick your head in the toilet, eat shit, and breathe in a healthy lung-full of septic.